So, a lot has happened in the last month. I've got a new girlfriend. I met her a couple of weeks ago in HMV in Kingston. She was browsing in the dance compilation section while I was checking out the latest Ibiza albums.

I noticed her as she looked a bit like Lisa Lashes. And I admit I have developed a thing for girl DJs since my experience at the Lock Tavern last time I was there.

It's totally not like me, but I followed her to the check out, and, when I saw she was buying 'Trance Anthems 2008' I knew she was the one for me. Then I followed her all the way home to Tolworth - it's OK, she didn't see me - and I watched her from over the road as she got ready to go out.

I then followed her to the local pub where I sat and watched her getting pissed up with her friends as I sat and necked a few pints myself. Golly, I was nervous! She's gorgeous - I love everything about her. And I know she will feel the same about me when she gets to know me. I even think she may have noticed me already. And not just when she pointed me out to one of the bouncers.

I'm sure she has smiled at me from across the room. Just a few more weeks in her company and I will make my move... then she will be mine. Just you wait.