Since VD day I've not had much action, none, in fact. And trust me, I've been trying.
Every-time I've been out on the razzle I've worn sexy low cut dresses, thrown some seductive eye contact across crowded rooms, and had such an 'amazing time in public' I could have won a frigging Oscar. But it hasn't worked. Not even a whiff of interest. So, I've now decided to take a new approach, which I'm going to road test this weekend.

I saw on a TV dating show last week that changing your makeup and toning down lairy behaviour and clothes will help lure in the action. So, this Saturday, when I head out to new hip venue East Village in Shoreditch, it's all change.

I'm going to sling out the little black dress in favour of jeans and a cute little hoodie. The high heels are being swapped for sneakers, the coral eye-shadow and fluorescent lip gloss replaced by natural shades and the hair will be windswept chic not Elnette freak.

I'm also going to quit my gobby acting out and act a little more mysterious and demure (boring I know, but anything is worth trying at this barren juncture).

I've really got a feeling this new approach just might just be my pulling ticket...